There are going to be a lot of gamblers that will want to recoup their losses on the Sunday night NBC game by singing a version of Frank's "Chicago is My Kind of Town."
They would be much better off singing "New York, New York."
The line on this game is so curious that it sets off bells and whistles inside me usually reserved for appearances by Christina Hendricks. It's more curious than a monkey that hangs out with men who wear yellow.
The Giants are in such disarray that they should probably not be giving 3.5 points to anyone --let alone the undefeated Bears, who are fresh off an impressive victory over the Green Bay Packers.
Well, those Giants will be in "array" Sunday night. Everyone is preparing for the implosion of this once-proud franchise -- but it will be Jay Cutler working in the Implosion Department Sunday night. He'll think he's still at Vanderbilt.
Give the 3.5 points and take the Giants. The Bears are the "Sucker Bet of the Year." There are Care Bears out there who will show more intensity than Chicago will Sunday night.
These Bears are ready to hibernate and they are going to catch a lot of suckers who do not anticipate their nap on Sunday night. The Blue Men are about to cover the Bears in Pooh!
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