Photo: (Jerome Newton contemplates the strategic advantages of the 3-4 defense.)Beleaguered Auburn quarterback Cam Newton endured more damaging revelations from alleged distant relative Jerome Newton on Tuesday.
Jerome Newton told reporters that he tried to make a deal with Vanderbilt regarding the signing of Cam Newton.
In this deal, Cam would sign with the Commodores and Jerome Newton would get water for his home planet.
The deal fell through, however, because Jerome Newton has always been an extremely poor negotiator.
The contracts eventually became so convoluted that Cam Newton signed with Auburn and Jerome Newton was left with weekly shipments of bottled water, personally delivered by Lionel Richie.
Cam Newton denies that he is even distantly related to Jerome Newton, noting that such a suggestion was "beyond the pale."
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